Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Log onto Shaadi_in_Cave.com!




A bit of an Odd Match, dont you think? But then, I guess, Opposites Attract! We can christen this as the Match made in a Sudanese cave!



New York: Al-Qaeda chief and the world’s most dreaded terrorist, Osama bin Laden had a crush on singer-cum-actress Whitney Houston and wanted to make her his wife after killing her husband Bobby Brown.

Sudanese poet and novelist Kola Boof (37), who claims to have once been Osama's sex slave, writes this in her autobiography - Diary of a Lost Girl.

“He told me Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen. He would say how beautiful she is, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband - Bobby Brown,” Page Six quoted her as saying.

According to her, Osama often talked about killing Brown, and couldn't stop talking about his favorite singer for whom her had “lofty plans”.

But, she adds, the 9/11 terror mastermind hated Whitney’s hairstyle, saying. "Why do you wear your hair braided? Only monkeys did that.”

As he had a liking for the white skin, Osama was also dismissive of black women.

According to her, he used to say to her: "African women are only good for a man's lower pleasures. What need do you have for a womb?"


Here's the SOURCE of the above article.


What can one say? The world is truly a crazy place to be at the moment. On one hand, you have the descendant of an ape being incharge of the World's greatest super-power, on the other, you have a pseudo-religious madman who talks about makin love to Whitney Houston, when he's not inciting yougsters to bomb themselves in a bid to attain salvation! What a world we live in!

2 comments:

Kunal Mudgal said...

whoa...if thts true...its really freaky..u will have next gen terrorists who will kill using whitney brand of music..:P

Directionless Wanderer said...

Yea. U know they promise (as part of the Osama Islamic Brain-washing School) Virgins in heaven - 72 to be precise - They claim that if u die for Allah by killing the infidels (Americans - which is true I guess :P). Now, they will start promising Whitney Houston - 720 to be precise! Sex! Ah, that motivates both the Executive and the Terrorist! :P